Love potion no.9

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

(via ghostproofpanicroom)

someonecalledmefamous:

mu5icliz:

germansam:

tokyosluts:

Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation

It’s like being dead without the commitment.

an open relationship with death

death with benefits

(via ghostproofpanicroom)

devilsfruitsalad:

lovelydestiel:

theinkofthescholar:

gothum:

a-form-of-sentimentality:

ikolism:

ikolism:

im quitting school and becoming a superhero

who’s with me

please stop reblogging this we can’t all be superheroes

i’ll be the bad guy

i’ll be your girlfriend

I’ll be the butler

I’ll be that random citizen who doesn’t know what the fuck is going on

I’ll be the one who stalks you and figures out your secret identity.

(via ohmybeautifulstars)

zz-zonked:

Vic Fuentes singing “I want you in the most unromantic way” is probably the most romantic way anyone has ever said “I want to have sex with you”

(Source: memoriesandbattlescars, via brengmedehorizon)

why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

(via hotboyproblems)